Girls Lie Too

So she can’t go out tonight again
Her sister’s sick, she’s gotta baby-sit
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Now you didn’t hear any of this from me
But things aren’t always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you

Girls lie, too
We don’t care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don’t matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Don’t think you’re the only ones
Who bend and break and stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too
We can’t wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like Hooter’s for their hotwings too

Other guys never cross our minds
We don’t wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you

(Repeat Chorus)

Yeah, girls lie, too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again

Girls lie, too

Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom
And that's the truth
Girls lie, too
Yeah that’s the truth
Girls lie, too
[No, we don’t care how much hair you have Yeah, that looks good Comb it over like that]

Class Reunion (that used to be us) Lonestar lyrics

THIS SONG CRACKS ME UP! so go read the lyrics!!! :)

Well I rolled into town
With the ragtop down
I was looking for that homecoming queen
That three-by-nine lit hotel sign read
Welcome back class of '83

There were football guys twice their size
Cheerleaders hiding the grey in their hair
The names were the same but the faces had changed
I didn't recongize anyone there

That used to be us,
we used to be cool
With the music cranked up,
hanging out after school
That used to be Jill,
that used to be Joe
Tell me where in the world did we all go
That used to be us
Oh, that used to be us
I had a drink with some buds
Played a lot of catch up
Danced with my date from the prom
But as hard as I tried until I closed my eyes
Everybody I knew was gone
There was Mr. Finch, he taught English and French
He was dancing with a couple of canes
And that homecoming queen,
yeah the girl of my dreams
She didn't even remember my name

That used to be us,
we used to be cool
With the music cranked up,
hanging out after school
That used to be Jill,
that used to be Joe
Tell me where in the world did we all go
That used to be us
As I stand here and look around
I can't help but wonder
Who will we be ten years from now
That used to be us,
we used to be cool
With the music cranked up,
hanging out after school
That used to be Jill,
that used to be Joe
Tell me where in the world did we all go
That used to be us
Oh that used to be us
That used to be us
That used to be us


Country Lyrics make me laugh SOOOOO hard!!! LOL here's another
This one is SOOOO funny

American girls and american guys
Well always stand up and salute
Well always recognize
When we see old glory flying
Theres a lot of men dead
So we can sleep in peace at night
When we lay down our head
My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.
Now this nation that I love
Has fallen under attack
A mighty sucker punch came flyin in
From somewhere in the back
Soon as we could see clearly
Through our big black eye
Man, we lit up your world
Like the 4th of july
Hey uncle sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the statue of liberty
Started shakin her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, its gonna be hell
When you hear mother freedom
Start ringin her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue
Justice will be served
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And youll be sorry that you messed with
The u.s. of a.cause well put a boot in your ass
Its the american way
Hey uncle sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the statue of liberty
Started shakin her fist
And the eagle will flyMan,
its gonna be hell
When you hear mother freedom
Start ringin her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue

I'll post some more later.... there some others that are even BETTER heeheehee YOU BETTER APPRECIATE! country people are always all - i'm from... and i'm damn proud of it!

carnations

CARNATIONS SUCK


let me tell you why.

I spent EVERY HOUR that day waiting*waiting*waiting* okay...two more hours left...okay one more left...etc.

and to NOT GET ONE. Like okay, it REALLY shoudn't bother me that much. At all. But it just kinda sucks. All these people consider you a friend...like YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE CONSIDER ME A FRIEND (i don't like half of them) and yet...NO ONE! NOT ONE of my so called 'friends' could send me a carnation? Its not even that big of a deal either... its not like my friends didn't love me because they didn't send me a carnation...i mean that's complete b.s. i love my friends and i KNOW they love me (they'll FLIP at this post...just watch) but, yeah. By last hour EVERYONE had a carnation and no offense...but even the people who have like ONE FRIEND! and not to be conceited but i have more than one friend..... it was like even the GEEKS had carnations and i don't!!!....I'M SUCH A LOSER! wahhhhhhh

not really.

did i mention that mexican kids have WAY better manners than white boys?! Rueben threatened to leave a carnation (that someone had sent him) on the desk if i didn't take it and it made me feel really good... NOT ONE white boy gave one of his carnations up for me...NOT ONE *sigh* plus mexican guys ALWAYS open doors for me and like one time we were having popcorn and there were only so many bowls and this guy (whom i usually deteste) was like 'who didn't get one?' and went over and gave his bowl to her and shared with a buddy...NO WHITE BOY OFFERED i was like DANG! hahaha and guys REALLY i'm oaky about the carnations...
love you

poem

Okay so i wrote this poem after getting the idea from a myspace bulliten and then i typed it up and did all these funky fonts on some words and some words were like HUGE and others were small and i did colors and stuff but it didn't work when I copied it so here's the poem in JUST its words form....which is all that matters I GUESS but it was WAY cooler before...i'm gonna try and mess with it if i can heeheehee LOVE YOU

This is to every girl,

To every girl who has fallen in love with someone she’s never spoken to,
To every girl who fell in love with someone ‘off limits’,
To every girl who has ever wanted to just be friends,
To every girl who has ever felt the heartache (you know the one)
of not having a boyfriend,
To every girl who wants to wait,
To every girl who wants to be wanted,
To every girl who wants to be thought of before falling asleep each night,
To every girl who just wants to snuggle,
To every girl who wants a balcony installed so that her Romeo
can come to find her,
To every girl who is scared to fall in love – again,
To every girl who has regrets.
To every girl who’s made a mistake,
To every girl who doesn’t know what she wants, but knows what
she doesn’t want,
To every girl who won’t settle,
To every girl who is scared of the dark,
To every girl who stays awake at night thinking about him,
To every girl who has never admitted her feelings,
To every girl who has fallen in love with who HE IS, not what HE

LOOKS LIKE,
To every girl who loves holding hands,
To every girl who is scared to get hurt,
To every girl who misses her mom sometimes,
To every girl who wants to be kissed on the neck,
To every girl who has ever said, “No”,
To every girl who practiced kissing her pillow when she was
little,
To every girl who doesn’t want to drink,
To every girl wants to make love, not be fucked,
To every girl who misses who he was,
To every girl who has loved him for so long, but has always stood
in the shadows,
To every girl who loves to read and write,
To every girl who thought she liked him, but
Found out she didn’t,
To every girl who has given up,
To every girl who won’t put out,
To every girl who knows what page number he’s on in the
yearbook,
To every girl who has ever felt insecure,
To every girl who doesn’t like the way she looks,
To every girl who has ever wondered what’s wrong with her,
To every girl who has gotten hurt,
To every girl who is missing someone,
To every girl who has cried,
To every girl who has ever been self-conscious,
To every girl who likes to help people,
To every girl who has ever been sweet-talked,
To every girl who keeps taking him back,
To every girl who would rather keep the bathing suit cover-up
ON,
To every girl who has been left,
To every girl who has had to leave,
To every girl who has ever been forgotten,
To every girl who has never snuck out,
To every girl who has ever not been loved back,
To every girl who remained loyal and true – even when he
didn’t,
To every girl who wants a Happy Ending,
To every girl who wants a Prince Charming,
To every girl who likes to stay home sometimes,
To every girl who wants to be kissed under the stars,
To every girl who ever took the blame for a friend,
To every girl who likes little kids,
To every girl who has ever told a secret,
To every girl who has lied to their parents – and feels bad
about it,
To every girl who ~respects~ herself and her
body,
To every girl who has played mind games with boys,
To every girl who likes to spend time with her family
sometimes,
To every girl who has ever felt alone,
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful and gorgeous not
hot and sexy,
To every girl who has ever been made fun of,
To every girl who has ever been the only one ‘not invited’,
To every girl who never received a carnation,
To every girl who has ever felt unwanted,
To every girl who has ever said, “I’m sorry,” and not meant it,
To every girl who couldn’t say, “No”,
To every girl who wants to go back and relive her childhood,
To every girl who has ever wanted to feel accepted,
To every girl who wants a guy to say, “I love you,” and mean it,
To every girl who wants someone to be there for her,
To every girl who has ever wanted to fit in,
To every girl who wants to walk hand in hand on the
beach at sunset,
To every girl who wants a shoulder to cry on,
To every girl who has made the mistake of falling in love,

You’re not alone.

Like i said, not as cool as the real one but whatever...take what you can get. okay so those are all personal experiences. Not all of them have been ME but actually theres a ton in there about my friends, so see if you guys can guess the ones that made me think of you!!

Lemme know what you think cause i'm supa nervous LOVE YOU

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wow. dang. im so tired. and bored. and i have nothing to say. except that i'm going to hang with annoying kids. nah, they're cute. but annoying. maybe i'll get some ap euro done? i dunno... PLEASE COMMENT i need the love

photobucket

okay so i loaded the stratford pix onto my photobucket

my sn is authentic_redhead so GO LOOK AT 'EM SAM

hils i'm working on the kaity ones

love you guys

hayden....yum

omg *drool*

can i just say that i would lose it to ANY of those guys?!?!?!?! whooo hoooo!!! AND (!!!) i wrote another poem last night that i REALLY wanna post because after i wrote it i took some words and put in these funky fonts and made some words HUGE and some NOT-SO-HUGE and fun colors and stuff and yeah...i don't know how i keep that the same AND post it... :( AND i can't fricking figure out how to upload a document onto fan fiction....GAWD sam you're just gonna have to come over *evil-twinkle-in-eye* or marcus...if you know computers OR HILARY i DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO FREAKING KNOWS COMPUTERS gawd. i am SO technilogically challenged...i can't even spell the word correctly!!!!

heeheehee

more later but for now...au revoir

more movies!!!

prettieness

hottness

Grades

Okay so i was remembering how i posted my schedule WAY BACK WHEN you may view that post HERE

http://maggiesboringblog.blogspot.com/2005/08/schedule.html

so i figured NOW i'm gonna post my grade in the class, exam grade, and over all grade...now that i have my WHOLE report card!!!

Okay first trimester
1st hour French 1 A Cook--A,B,A
2 Treble Chior Daab--A__A
3 Geometry A Spence--B,A,B
4 Geography Mulder--A,B+,A
5 Science 1 DeRitter--A-,B,B+


Second Tri
1 Science 2 Schregardus--A,A,A
2 Treble Chior Daab--A,A-,A
3 American Government Coyle--A-,A-,A-
4 Economics Sharpe--A,A,A
5 Honors English 9 A Clark--A,A,A


Third tri
1 French 1 B Cook--A,A,A
2 Treble Choir Daab--A_A
3 Science 5 Sissing--A,B+,A
4 Geometry B Fodor--B+,A,A-
5 Honors English 9 B Clark--A,A-,A

there ya go...... my cumulative is like 3.847?
hahaha just finishing up the year. overall it was a pretty good year (apart from deritter losing my crap and then saying i didn't turn it in when i had TWICE)

addressing my comments

are there two d's in addressing? i dunno. nor do i care.

okay righty oh. my comments

marcus can i just say that you are possibly the funniest person i know. God, Jesus, MARCUS, Chuck Norris! I LOVE IT lol dang. forensics was fun. thanx for hanging out with me - the loser freshman

and SAMMIE IF YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU BACK TO.....you are too ethnic TO WHERE EVER YOU CAME FROM! you are TOO pretty!!! and besides.... i don't think they jumped over us because we were good looking. i think they hit on us because we don't have penises. in other words because boys will be boys and there testosterone was pumping. lol. gotta be in the right place at the right time!!! AND YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE IF YOUR FREAKING PHONE WAS PICKING UP!!! SHEESH! i called you to see if you wanted to go with us BUT NO! MAGGIES NOT GOOD ENOUGH HUH!? I SEE HOW YOU ARE!

jk my deviousness lover.

hils no hard feelings. i love you.

well, i'm volunteering with kids....they're sorta like 'underprivilaged' cause its with teh city of holland parks program and i go to the park and we hang out wiht the kids...kids come to hang out OR becuz their parents aren't home and they're all alone. its for kids from kidnergarted through fifth grade but i've met kids all the way up to going into NINTH and i was so tempted to be HAH LOSER FRESHMAN but i didn't. cause i'm a volunteer. and that makes me nice. OH and we get free lunch! YUM! and yeah. teh kids are ADORABLE!

WHERE IS BECCCY?!

**BOYS**

Okay i must tell you about my totally freaking awesome experience at the beach today with EMILY!

but first let me say that hilary, no it wasn't about you and miranda so before you go accusing me of things get your facts straight. i love you guys both but i meant that these two girls were BEST FRIENDS so yeah. and you know i like miranda and im hvaen't EVER forced you to like her so if at all possible could you try not to badmouth her around me... cause like i understand you guys have your disagreements but that shouldn't affect OUR relationship i like her and you don't have to but could you respect that she is one of my friends? thanx babe. ;)

ANYWHO

okay so at the beach...heeheehee....emily and i go to the pier, right? and we're wearing our bikini (NOT STRING) tops, but we had put on our shorts. so we're sitting there hanging our feet over the edge talking. i had just stopped thinking about the really hot guys standing behind us that i checked out when we walked in whne all of the sudden two VERY tanned bodies go HURTLING over our heads! i flinched and screamed a little because these two guys LITERALLY dove OVER US and into the lake!!! and emily didn't flinch. i was laughing by the time they came up and they were both grinning and stuff and then they came and one sat on either side of us and i was like 'HEEEEY!' only not. and we talked for awhile till the guy talking to emily was like 'you wanna jump in?' and she was like 'hahaha-oh um no thanx' and he was like 'if i do a belly flop will you?' and she was like 'hmm....mayyybe'yanno, make 'em work for it and he was like 'two?' and she was like, 'okay' and so he did his two belly flops while we stood by and watched and i was CRACKING UP cause he looked so pitiful! and then eventually emily took off her shorts and was like 'come with me' and i was like 'DUDE you made the bet NOT ME' and so the guy who was by me was like 'i'll go with you' (aww) and so she jumped off and then we were standing around talking and stuff and eventually I was forced to get in, so i jumped off, too. and they were SO lying about it 'not being cold' cause it was fucking freezing and holy shiz it was even more so once we got out. OOOOH that was mean. but fun!!!!! so yeah. and then we spent the rest of the time chatting with these guys (seniors! as we found out)! OH adn i found out something about myself guys in jewelry- TOTALLY HOT!!! wahoo!!! so now, smell good, jewelry, and buff arms!!! lol so then we eventually had to go and the guy working the booth thing on the way out i gave him 'the look' quickly but then pretended like i wasn't interested YANNO and her mom came and got us and when we drove by (to do a u-turn) he waved and smiled at her mom who was in front of me so then I WAVED AND SMILED TOO adn i was like AHHHH cause he was nearly more gorgeous than orlando bloom when he smiles and then i kept looking at him (like on the way out) and he was looking at me too!!! and he was laughing (so was i) and HE WAVED AGAIN!!! so i waved back!!! AND THEN as we're driving past some road construction I SAW THE STOP SIGN GUY AND SCREAMED!!! mrs. smedes must think I'M CRAZY! but it was like much too much hottness all at once! i almost called tori right then and there. but yeah....it was a GOOD day at the beach and i am forever spending ALL of my time there ON THE PIER! **sigh**

love....

okay so after watching tristan and isolde

i've decided i've given up on love

cause all it ever does it let you down

HILARY I LOVE YOU

okay so i most definetly (i can't spell that word) went to hilary's xanga and jacked all her pix LOL so yeah lol I LOVE THIS ONE OF ME so i'm posting it so i can put it on my little thing cuz the eye is getting REALLY OLD lol LOVE YA
heeheehee